| Ya'll know me still the same ol' G
| You all are cognizant of me, still the same gangster
| But I been low key
| But I have been more subdued
| Hated on by most these niggas
| Envied by the African-Americans...
| Wit no cheese, no deals and no G's, no wheels and no keys
| With no money, no recording deals, and no thousand-dollar cash increments, no fine automobiles, and no permanent housing agreements.
| No boats, no snowmobiles and no ski's
| No aquatic diversions, nor any motor-propelled snow vehicles, and certainly no skis
| Mad at me cause
| Furious at me because
| I can finally afford to provide my family wit groceries
| Finally, I can afford to financially support my family's food bills
| Got a crib wit a studio and it's all full of tracks
| I have a domicile with a recording studio, and I have created many music tracks
| To add to the wall full of plaques
| That will win me awards, so that I might receive more plaques
| Hangin up in the office in back of my house like trophies
| To place on the wall of my office in the back of my domestic unit as though they were congratulatory emblems.
| But ya'll think I'm gonna let my dough freeze
| But you all believe that I will allow my assets to stagnate
| Ho Please
| I entreat you, whore
| You better bow down on both knees
| Please bend down on both knees so that you might service me
| Who you think taught you to smoke trees
| Who is it that you believe taught you to smoke marijuana cigarettes?
| Who you think brought you the o' G's
| Who do you believe brought Original Gangsters out of the city of Compton?
| Eazy-E's, Ice Cube's, and D.O.C's, and Snoop D O double G's
| Those notorious ones known as Eazy-E (deceased), Ice Cube, D.O.C., and Snoop Dogg (Calvin Broadus).
| And a group that said muthafuck the police
| And a rapping group whose songs included the line 'Motherfuck the police'
| Gave you a tape full of dope beats
| I purveyed for your listening pleasure a cassette tape which contained intense rap melodies
| The bomb weed stroll through in you hood
| The best marijuana when walking through your neighborhood
| And when your album sales wasn't doin too good
| And when you were attempting to break into the music industry, and your debut recordings were not being purchased in high quantities
| Who's the doc that he told you to go see
| Who is the medical professional (used colloquially) that you were advised to talk to?
| Ya'll better listen up closely
| You all had best be attentive
| All you niggas that said that I turned pop
| All of you black males who said that my music now belonged to the genre known as 'Popular music'
| Or the Firm flop
| Or that the Firm was a financial disaster
| ya'll are the reason Dre ain't been getting no sleep
| You are all the cause for Andre Young's insomnia
| So fuck ya'll all of ya'll
| So forcefully copulate you all, all of you all.
| If ya'll don't like me blow me
| If you all do not like me, perform oral sex on me
| Ya'll are gonna keep fuckin around wit me
| You are all going to keep annoying me
| And turn me back to the old me
| And revert my character and attitude back to the Dr. Dre who performed with NWA, not the current, more mature aspect of my personality.
[chorus x2 - Eminem]
[chorus x2 - Eminem]
| Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
| In the current time, every personage would like to articulate as though their thoughts were valuable
| But nothin comes out when they move they lips
| But they produce nothing in the way of verbal communication when their lips are manipulated
| Just a bunch a' gibberish
| Just nonsensical words.
| And muthafuckas act like they forgot about Dre
| And those who copulate with mothers act as though they have forgotten about Andre Young
[Eminem]
[Eminem]
| So what do you say to somebody you hate
| So how does one address another whom one dislikes?
| Or anybody try'n to bring trouble your way
| Or any such person attempting to threaten or otherwise harm yourself?
| Wanna resolve things in a bloodier way
| If you wish to attempt to resolve the conflict in a more violent manner
| Just study your tape of NWA.
| Just heed the advice contained on your audio tape of Niggers With Attitudes
| One day I was walkin by
| One day I happened to be perambulating past
| Wit a walkman on
| With a Sony Walkman (or other such compact disk or tape player) playing music
| When I caught a guy givin me an awkward eye
| When I caught sight of a certain man giving me an awkward glance
| And strangled him off in the parkin lot wit his Karl Kani
| And forcefully cut off his air supply in the parking lot with his Karl Kani brand hip-hop clothing
| I don't give a fuck if it's dark or not
| I could care less to copulate than to decide if it is dark or not
| I'm harder than me tryna park a Dodge
| I am more erect than myself trying to park a Dodge brand automobile, specifically a truck
| When I'm drunk as fuck
| When I am very alcoholically motivated
| Right next to a humungous truck in a two car garage
| Directly adjacent to a very large truck in a garage meant for only two mid-size cars
| Hoppin out wit two broken legs tryna walk it off
| Leaping out with two broken femurs, attempting to heal the wound by ambulatory motion
| Fuck you too bitch call the cops
| Copulate forcefully with you, female dog, call the police line
| I'ma kill you and them loud ass muthafuckin barkin dogs
| I will murder you and those loud, extremely annoying dogs
| And when the cops came through
| And when the police showed up
| Me and Dre stood next to a burnt down house
| Andre and I were statory next to a house which had been razed to the ground
| Wit a can full of gas and a hand full of matches
| With a can full of petroleum used for fuel and a hand full of incendiary devices
| And still no one found out
| And still no one has suspected us
| From here on out it's the Chronic 2
| From this moment forward, we shall be known as the Marijuana, Part 2
| Startin today and tomorrows the new
| Beginning today, and tomorrow continuing fresh
| And I'm still loco and nuts
| And I am still insane enough
| To choke you to death wit a Charleston chew
| To cause you to strangle until brain and heart functions cease, utilizing only a piece of chewy candy.
[Record scratch]
[Record scratch]
| Slim Shady hotter then a set of twin babies
| My other persona, Slim Shady, has a higher temperature than a set of newborn twins
| In a Mercedes Benz wit the windows up
| In a Mercedes Benz automobile with the windows rolled up to keep in the heat
| And the temp goes up to the mid 80's
| And the temperature goes up to approximately 85 Degrees Fahrenheit
| Callin men ladies
| I am naming males females
| Sorry Doc but I been crazy
| I apologize, Doctor, but I have been mentally deficient
| There is no way that you can save me
| I am beyond your aid
| It's ok go with him Hailey
| It is acceptable, go with this man, Hailey Jade Mathers.
[chorus x2]
[chorus x2]
[Dr Dre]
[Dr Dre]
| If it was up to me
| If the decision were to be made by me
| You muthafuckas would stop comin up to me
| You inferior persons would cease approaching me
| Wit your hands out lookin up to me
| With your hands extended, looking up pleadingly at me
| Like you want somethin free
| As though you were approaching me for a handout
| When my last cd was out you wasn't bumpin me
| When my last record was out on Compact Disk, you were not feeling amicably towards me
| But now that I got this little company
| But now that I have founded my record label, Aftermath and Interscope
| Everybody wanna come to me like it was some disease
| It is as though there is an epidemic, there are so many people flocking to me
| But you won't get a crumb from me
| But you will not receive any handouts from me, no matter how minimal
| Cause I'm from the streets of Compton
| Because I hail from the neighborhood in Los Angeles known as Compton
| I told em all
| I have informed them all
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